I was in a taxi the other day and it stopped to pick up a certain lady. I consider myself a gentleman so I did the right thing. I got out of the car and opened the door for her.
Dear Diary, This will go on to prove the bizarre brilliance of my mind. So on Sunday, as everyone else was watching the World Cup 2010 Finals clash, which the octopus (luckily) won (Hey, it’s a probability trick), I was
Ay, Tome bana, w’sup. You’ve potead you guy, where’ve you been, ama it’s that nigga from that day who wekad you a *Gary Neville.. you kumbuka that day for rudge. Hahaha ah you guy you’ve cracked. Kwanza you didn’t ambia
She just lay there. Waiting for him to finish. Waiting for him to come so that she could forget this night ever happened. Sheila thought to herself, “Why isn’t he listening to me? I said no. I told him I